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5 thinkgs you should know-
1. Eminem is the gospel, Robert Frost looks up from his grave at the low swinging dick of Marshall with awe and jealousy. M drops poetry that would kangaroofuck Emily Dickinson into prostitution.
2. Manifest Titties. Give me huges fake bags of mess or give me death.
3. Rohibnol is for Saturdays, but Sundays are for worship. He's my best friend, oh and by the way, he died for YOUR sins.
4. Condoms are for pussys. You either mean it or you don't. AIDs free ladies, so feel free to roll your hips on this cock with little worry. I will sit with you at Planned to get a M-after-P the next morning, thats proven.*
5. Please no Indians. Both.
*Unless its Saturday- midfield sweeper for the Memorial Carpet Snakes, son. Undefeated 8-0. Get some. Also not on Sundays.
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